An elderly couple had dinner at another 
couple's house, and after eating, the 
wives left the table and went into the 
kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking,
and one said, "Last night we went out 
to a new restaurant and it was really 
great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name
of the restaurant?" The first man thought
and thought and finally said, "What is
the name of that flower you give to 
someone you love? You know... The one 
that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean
a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied 
the man. He then turned towards the 
kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's 
the name of that restaurant we went 
to last night?"
 
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go 
get a beer."