An elderly couple had dinner at another
couple's house, and after eating, the
wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking,
and one said, "Last night we went out
to a new restaurant and it was really
great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name
of the restaurant?" The first man thought
and thought and finally said, "What is
the name of that flower you give to
someone you love? You know... The one
that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean
a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied
the man. He then turned towards the
kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's
the name of that restaurant we went
to last night?"
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go
get a beer."
