An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
house, and after eating, the wives left the
table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen
were talking, and one said, "Last night we went
out to a new restaurant and it was really great.
I would recommend it very highly."The other
man said:"What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally
said,"What is the name of that flower you give
to someone you love? You know... The one that’s
red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then
turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose,
what's the name of that restaurant we went to
last night?"
Three old guys are out walking. First one says:
"Windy, isn't it?" Second one says: "No, it's
Thursday!" Third one says:"So am I. Let's go
get a beer."
